Wednesday, January 18, 2012

New Hampshire Results

Daily Show
Jan 11th 2012

Jon Stewart tells us the results of New Hampshire's primary election. Mitt Romney wins with 39.3% of the votes. Ron Paul came in second and Jon Huntsman, third. He tells us that Romney was introduced by his wife Ann, and she hasn't endorsed a candidate yet. Theres a clip of Romney's victory speech and he talks about what Obama promised when he was in New Hampshire 4 years ago. Obama promised to bring people together and improve our nation. Jon calls him a jerk for making lofty promises. Jon Huntsman moved to New Hampshire for a year and he still came in 3rd. Stewart says that 3rd place is a ticket to ride HOME. Since Huntsman spoke mandarin in one of the debates, Stewarts says "Even Napoleon at Waterloo came in second" in mandarin. 

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